The 7 gayest Aaron Schock Instagram posts of 2013

UPDATE: Aaron Schock just locked down his Instagram account, as outing rumors swirl.  And conservative media has now picked up on the story.

Is there anything more embarrassing than when a conservative anti-gay Republican finds out his Instagram account is queer?

That’s the dilemma that seriously anti-gay Republican Illinois Congressman Aaron Schock faces with one of the gayest Instagram accounts on the Web.

I mean, really, what self-respecting homophobe follows newly-out Olympic diver Tom Daley?



UPDATE: Aaron Schock is suddenly no longer following Tom Daley.

You see, Schock is really really really anti-gay:

  • Schock voted against adding sexual orientation to the already-existing hate crimes law.
  • Schock opposed the repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.
  • Schock opposes the repeal of DOMA.
  • Schock is against gay marriage; and
  • Schock is for the Federal Marriage Amendment, which would add language to the US Constitution banning gay marriage and likely striking down every gay rights law and ordinance in the country.

Schock is so anti-gay that the Human Rights Campaign gave him a whopping 0% rating:


But come on HRC, how can anyone be a zero with pants like this (or these)?


Or shoes like this?


Or a jawline like that?


Or that slippery-when-wet Adam’s apple?


Or that coy sense of humor.


And how ’bout them bears?aaron-schock-trainer

And one more thing about the photo above. I’m not saying it’s necessarily “gay,” but how many hetero members of Congress would post a pic of themselves free-balling, let alone with another guy?

Overall, I have no reason to doubt that Aaron Schock is telling the truth when he says, uncomfortably and confusedly, that he’s not gay.

But his trapezius is.aaron-schock-weightlifting

(I’m told that in order to better see my Facebook posts in your feed, you need to “follow” me.)

CyberDisobedience on Substack | @aravosis | Facebook | Instagram | LinkedIn. John Aravosis is the Executive Editor of AMERICAblog, which he founded in 2004. He has a joint law degree (JD) and masters in Foreign Service from Georgetown; and has worked in the US Senate, World Bank, Children's Defense Fund, the United Nations Development Programme, and as a stringer for the Economist. He is a frequent TV pundit, having appeared on the O'Reilly Factor, Hardball, World News Tonight, Nightline, AM Joy & Reliable Sources, among others. John lives in Washington, DC. .

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385 Responses to “The 7 gayest Aaron Schock Instagram posts of 2013”

  1. David says:

    NO, “TommyRocket” & DHB Bezzina. Hypocrisy is saying one thing and doing another. Being gay and not believing what the Left believes about homosexuality and gay rights is not hypocrisy.
    It is not for you to define for someone else what “voting against yourself” means, either.
    Just do what I suggest above: Find out just what motivates the positions the congressman takes. Only that allows for a personal (as opposed to political) judgment. I he uses his positions to closet himself he can be properly judged harshly. If, however, his positions follow from his personal moral or religious beliefs, or his best societal judgment, then he is no different than any heterosexual politician with the same policy positions.

  2. David says:

    You have a point, edav38. It is taken for granted by progressives that any homosexual who doesn’t agree with them must be a hypocrite. That was Itay Hod’s charge against Schock. I posted this comment to Hod’s Facebook page:

    “Excuse me, Itay, but you are very free with the term “hypocrisy.” Unless the man was openly homosexual while serving in the military under DADT, he isn’t a hypocrite for opposing it. Unless the man is married to another man, he isn’t a hypocrite for opposing same-sex marriage. Whether or not he takes his positions as a means of hiding his homosexuality is a matter with which we are properly concerned. This, however, is not ‘hypocrisy.’ You could accuse him of cowardice, or blind ambition … but not hypocrisy. Your charge is Stalinist, to be blunt: All homosexuals must think alike. Don’t be a Stalinist.”
    Progressives need to give up their arrogant claim to know just what people of this sexual orientation, or race, or creed should think and focus on just what motivates any particular political leader. Are Schock’s positions on gay rights matters linked to his being a closeted homosexual or not?

  3. David says:

    A Stalinist attitude, John: All homosexuals MUST think alike! (Or else.)
    This is progressive thinking in a nutshell. Bad — very, very, bad.

  4. anyonmysous says:

    He’s not gay but his boyfriend is.

  5. Barry Warr says:

    I agree they have a right to privacy… But, if he’s running for office the people have a right to know who he is, in other words does he practice what he preaches? If this guy is gay, with his voting record on Gay issues he would then be a hypocrite in my mind. I personally don’t believe we should elect hypocrites to represent us!

  6. mkmilan says:

    Reread and rethink your argument: ridiculous!

  7. LARRY says:

    Ever hear of “Gaydar?”

  8. Mike_in_the_Tundra says:

    I agree and understand John. However, not all gay boys do those things. I consider myself dressed up when I have clean jeans. There are days when shaving seems so not worth it, and my total workout is walking to and from the car.

  9. It’s the package. It’s not one pair of shoes. It’s the shoes, the pants, the belt, the shirt, the rather hot gay looking guys in so many of his photos, his over-attention to his body, his over-attention to his workout, his over-attention to showing off his body, the people he interacts with on Twitter, the people he follows on Instagram, the rumor and then story of men he’s been with in DC, the lack of a single girlfriend anywhere in years, the horrific answers he’s given in the past on this issue, and on and on and on. Straight boys don’t tend to come in those packages.

  10. “There are many 32-year-olds that would take these same pictures”

    Not from Peoria.

  11. I thihnk he was gaying with you, rather than gaying at you :)

  12. “It is OK to be against gay marriage and be gay”

    No, it’s really not. No more than it’s okay to be black and think that blacks really shouldn’t be sitting at the front of the bus.

  13. Jay D'Batiste says:

    And that smile. It is so gay. I know this because I am gay and I smile that way.

  14. Dave Jannsen says:

    this guy is so gay its painful to watch him pretend otherwise wtf

  15. anon says:

    The Olympic diver is easily explainable–he meant to follow Tom Delay

  16. Naja pallida says:

    I don’t even think it goes that far. Even elected officials have a right to some privacy. But if you’re actively advocating for legislation to make people live their lives in only the way you approve of, you’re opening the door to let everyone else analyze your life, to make sure they approve of you. If you’re going to say “You can’t do that!” you had better damn well publicly prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that you are not partaking in such things. And if being open and honest about your life to reassure people why your political positions are the right ones scares you, perhaps you’re in the wrong profession.

  17. Daniel Howe Boyer Bezzina says:

    I couldn’t have said it better myself!!! I was hearing…blah.blah.blah.blah.blah. Hypocrites, especially when in public office are absolutely fair game when it comes to outing them!! If they are voting against my rights, along with Aaron’s if he is gay? That is a hypocrite!!!!!! Aaron did you write all that under an assumed name?

  18. TommyRocket says:

    OMG – PLEASE SHUT UP. If you’re gay and you’re against gay equality, you’re a hypocrite. If you vote against yourself, you’re a fool. And no one wants a fool in office.

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  20. edav38 says:

    If he is or if he isn’t, does not really matter. What DOES matter is his
    positions on things. It is OK to be against gay marriage and be gay
    (which NO ONE KNOWS about Aaron unless they are In Bed with him).
    no one can judge him until they either “walk a mile in HIS shoes”, or
    know why he holds the positions he holds. Judging someone without REAL
    KNOWLEDGE, NOT Speculation OR Saying “Just because he is Republican,”
    Because there are MANY Democrats with Very Similar Positions. Just
    remember that MANY Democrats are former KKK members.
    Neither Being
    Conservative, Having Conservative Principles or Being Baptist,
    automatically makes you “Gay-Hating” or “Self-Gay-Hating”, Having VALUES
    IS NOT WRONG, even if you are gay, or not.
    Left Society has a
    tendency to not be willing to Allow Anyone who identifies as this or
    that to be themselves, they Must be Self-Hating IF they do Not Meet a
    “Litmus Test”, which more often than Not is a Bigoted test.
    If you
    are gay, that DOES NOT MEAN you MUST be For Gay Marriage, That Does Not
    Mean you Must be against DOMA or DADT, and it DOES NOT MEAN that being
    against those things means you are a Gay basher or a Gay Hater. It ONLY
    means you are an Individual, which last I looked is Still LEGAL in the
    USA, the Left is Trying to make Individualism Illegal, but it ain’t yet!

    of Sticking-it-to-him, because he does Not Live up to someone’s Ideals,
    maybe find out for Sure that he is what someone who holds a grudge
    against says he is, Then find out WHY he believes as he does. Not from some On-Air interview, but talk To Him, Not About Him.
    someone Never led to anything positive, and the term Gay, as applied to
    GLBTs is Supposed to mean Happy in life, but Nothing about this article
    is showing Pride NOR Happiness, you ALL Are Only Showing a Hatred for
    Anything Different Without Knowing ANYTHING FOR SURE.
    Yes, you Might
    have seen him in public, doing this or that. But DID YOU EVER ASK, or
    did you Only ASSUME. Did you mother not break down that word for you?
    ASS/U/ME (Assume Only makes and azz out of u and me).

    Before you try to destroy someone, Get to Know them.

    And, IF you Say, (in a whiney voice), “I don’t WANT to know him…”, then keep your trap Shut, until you know with verifiable Proof that he is or is not what you and others SAY he is. Gossip ONLY shows you to be a Lesser Human.

  21. edav38 says:

    Being HOT, does NOT make a man Gay, Having Color-coordination issues Does NOT make a man Gay.

    And Until you are IN the Bedroom with someone, the Most “OUT” gay man is NOT Gay.(unless they are in a thong at Folsom Street)

  22. edav38 says:

    So, Fashion Sense Determines if you are GAY?

  23. edav38 says:

    You think he wears them cause he is Republican?!?!
    MANY MANY Gay men have NO Fashion Sense!!!

  24. edav38 says:

    As a Libertarian, I have to say, he HAS a Right to Privacy, UNTIL he is Elected to Office, then he gives that up. His Right to Privacy ENDS at the Ballot Box.

  25. Truth Be Told Again . says:

    I’ve never seen it to fail yet. Every single right – wing homophobe I have ever met in my life, has been a closeted queer . It’s one of the many, many reasons I find conservatism to be a mental illness .

  26. Thom Prentice says:

    Skeptical suggested I was a homophobe. Let him — and everyone — read THIS:

    BlockBuster Read: After MSNBC Analyst Compares a Man’s Love for Jesus as Homoerotic, a Scholar Explains —

    Hey Skeptical: Suck you own dick for a change. LOL

  27. really? says:

    Did you just call someone gay as an insult on a gay blog? Maybe this blog isn’t for you.

  28. Thom Prentice says:

    Totally hot. I would do him, In a nanonsecond, Qnd then issue a news release.! Squeal!

  29. Thom Prentice says:

    Skeptical, you are a Big Homo yourself! LOL

  30. Well at least you make your threats in public… oh wait! I’ll bet your name isn’t really Beowulf is it!

  31. Bam! You got us there!

  32. You obviously don’t know the definition of “Gay-Bash” dearie! Leave that to those of us who live it won’t you? Conflating Outing with Gay-Bashing just prove that you don’t have a clue!

  33. Skeptical says:

    So dumb. I am straight and would love to wear those pants. Those shoes clearly say they are for his nieces; they don’t look large enough to fit him and I highly doubt that he just haaad to get two pairs with pink stripes because they are too darling not too. And then basing sexuality on a jawline, a shave, a posed picture, and working out? Obviously he takes pride in his body and exercise is a big part of his life, so obviously he would share that. There are many 32-year-olds that would take these same pictures. I am not going to speculate about his sexuality one way or another. I’m not going to go so far as to say that I really care. But solidifying that a man is gay because of these pictures is far-fetched and presumptuous.

  34. AlamoSpartan says:

    Oh, so you say gossiping gay people are “just like normal”people”? Uh, Vance, you do realize that is the equivalent of saying gay people are abnormal.

  35. Gus Calvo says:

    I was thinking, he is quite a looker and know how to pull the fierce factor on some of those photos… and he seems to be aficionado to muscle bears.

  36. barbarajmay says:


  37. barbarajmay says:

    Wicked funny

  38. Scott Capurro says:

    Has anyone mentioned how hot he is? Cuz he is. Totally hot.

  39. kimsbutt says:

    Okay. I’ve revisited the photos and I honestly cannot defend him given the picture with the wine barrel. The shoes I might be able to overlook if they were in earth tones, but goddamit the wine barrel photo did it.

  40. kimsbutt says:

    Whoa, before you start linking things, maybe you should actually find some research to the effect. I don’t doubt that there is a gay gene, but somehow linking it to lisping is like linking a gene for large noses to a Jewish gene, if their were one.

  41. kimsbutt says:

    Why can’t a guy just wear nice or cool shoes? By saying your gaydar pings because of his shoes just reinforces the stereotypes of gay men as flamboyant peacocks. Does everyone who lisps ping your gaydar? What about their hair? If they collect art are they gay? only if it’s Erte?

  42. I had a lisp as a kid, and I’m gay. Who’s to say the genes aren’t linked? Why are we so quick to dismiss any possible phenotypical manifestation of a gay gene?

  43. That would make it awfully hard to date, not believing anyone I got out with is gay until I first see a photo of them doing the nasty with another guy.

  44. Actually, the shoes are part of the larger gaydar package that suggests something’s going on with this guy. Gay culture exists. And it manifests itself in various ways. Including clothing choices, and the way we speak, and gesticulate, and so much more.

  45. G, have you ever actually met a gay person? Why are you so invested in the notion that we look, act, sound, dress exactly like straight people? Are you embarrassed that there are fey gay men? Men who sound gay when they talk? Who dress kinda gay? Because they do. You can throw the stereotype word around all you want, but everyone who is gay knows exactly what I’m talking about, and we’re not embarrassed about it. You however, seem to be.

  46. And of course, he doesn’t follow a lot of athletes so he couldn’t quite give that answer ;-)

  47. Oh we’re happy to slam democrats who are anti-gay bigots too. Ask Harold Ford what kind of reception we gave him when he was running for the Senate.

  48. You are absolutely right. You can never, ever, tell if a guy is gay by the way he walks, and walks, and his mannerisms and the way he dresses.

  49. Jack Steen says:

    Go down to East Peoria or any one of the towns in Central Illinois in Schock’s district – ask any adult that walks by you what they know about Schock. Not what they “feel,” not what they “heard,” but what they KNOW.

    Aaron Schock is as queer as catshit on a wedding cake.

    And he’s a member of the mutant RepubliKlan Party.

    A lot like being a Jewish supporter of the Nazi Party, eh ?

    So don’t bore me with your crying about “…his rights to privacy,” or any other such pleasantry that he himself, as well as his party of pederasts, denies to people that practice an “alternative lifestyle.”

  50. DGT says:

    Sounds like a strawman argument to me.

  51. kimsbutt says:

    Hmmmm. I got nothin’.

  52. Ninong says:

    That outfit he wore to the White House picnic — white jeans, fluorescent turquoise belt, hot pink shirt — made him look like a gift-wrapped present for a gay birthday party.

  53. Ninong says:

    Melissa Harris was herself the child of a black father and a white Mormon mother, so she relates to the black baby in a white Mormon family situation more than most people but her comment was in poor taste and she apologized to Gov. Romney, who publicly accepted her apology.

    Aaron Schock is a congressman who is opposed to anything that would benefit gay people, whether it’s marriage equality, protection from discrimination in hiring and firing, repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, repeal of DOMA, just about anything. He was even a supporter of an amendment to the Constitution that would have prohibited same-sex marriage. That’s pretty hypocritical if you ask me, regardless of his political party affiliation.

  54. Ninong says:

    Larry Craig is a scumbag! I remember back in the early 1980’s when he was the only congressman to release a public statement denying that he had anything to do with the sex-with-teenage-congressional pages scandal that was big news at the time. I believe he was in his late 30’s at the time and he blamed the rumors, that he said accused him, on the fact that he was unmarried. He fixed that problem by marrying a woman with three children the following year.

    He still denies that he is gay, just that he was guilty of disorderly conduct with that handsome young cop in the airport men’s room, that’s all. Disorderly conduct with a young cop in the men’s room is what he pled guilty to and what cost him $575 in fines. His $217,000 legal fees were paid by taxpayers because he funded it entirely with campaign contributions, which he refused to pay back. He claimed that his visit to the men’s room was part of his trip and since the trip was allowed by Senate rules, so was his visit to the men’s room and any expenses related to such men’s room visit.

    No need to fret about Larry Craig. He’s now working as a highly-paid lobbyist for Republican causes. And he’s still officially “not-gay.”

  55. Ninong says:

    You’re talking about former Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky, convicted serial pedophile who was straight in all of his adult sexual relationships, as are almost all pedophiles. Gay men are not interested in young boys, no matter what you dream up in your wildest dreams.

  56. Bob Gappa says:

    Thank you very much.

  57. GBannis says:

    Stereotype much?

  58. GBannis says:

    Wow. Let’s stereotype gay people!

  59. Annette Greco says:

    Apparently, it’s okay to out and gay-bash a public figure when he’s GOP. Just like it’s okay for Melissa Harris-Perry to make racist jokes about a black baby when it’s Mitt Romney’s grandchild.

  60. ta2t2o says:

    OK – so I was doubting whether this was legitimate or not. However, the Tom Daley thing – and then unfollowing him – seriously. No, I mean seriously. If you were secure in your sexuality – you wouldn’t have had to unfollow him. You would have been able to say “I follow a lot of athletes. So what.” The fact that he’s no longer following him is what makes you suspect there may be validity to this story.

  61. bexar says:

    Ted Nugent??

  62. bexar says:

    ummmm….i like big hairy men….am i gay still gay because their not “little boys”

  63. Truth says:

    LOL cry me a river buddy sorry but NO !

  64. JeanMarieSchmith says:

    No self-respecting gay man would be wearing those shoes. He purchased and wears them because he’s a Republican.

  65. Dan says:

    It’s much ado about nothing if he’s a gay-hating straight? Gay-hating is a problem no matter one’s orientation.

  66. Jaime Gandarilla says:

    It is DISGUSTING, goddam Uncle Tom mother-lover. ARGH! #soangry

  67. Julia1wolfe says:

    Have friends who have seen him at gay bars. Just sayin’.

  68. Moderator4 says:

    Yes, it is, Bob Gappa.
    He is now banned. We are leaving his comments up as an example of what some people still think, and because other commenters have responded to him.

  69. John Nnn says:

    True, Craig’s overcompensating for his being gay by being rabidly anti-gay justifies nothing. I think the gay glee over his being caught needed to be tempered with holding him to task purely for his anti-gay activities, just as for a 100% hetero congressman who did the same anti-gay maneuvers as Craig. I know there is validity to the “pot calling the kettle black” accusation, but at times the gay delight at one of the enemy being outed seems — a bit — sourced in the same homophobia that causes schoolboys to taunt the gay kid on the playground. I remember how gay blogs had such fun with Michelle Bachman’s husband Marcus. Yes, it was startling that the guy who runs a “cure the gay” clinic reminded me of Liberace when he talked. Listen, I was just as confounded by that clip of him and Michelle jitterbugging on the campaign trail as everyone else. But there was a certain heft given to putting him down for being “nelly” or whatever. I pity anyone who would put one of my friends down purely for the crime of being nelly. I agree that there are complexities to dealing with the offensive closeted public figure and, admittedly, harmless movie stars are one thing and legislation-wielders are something else.

  70. Bob Gappa says:

    Great you create a whole back story for him and at the end you offer him”pity”.

  71. Bob Gappa says:

    Is this the type of comment I flag? I’m new here and am just wondering.

  72. Bob Gappa says:

    I would out those types if I could.

  73. Bob Gappa says:

    Did Sir Craig injure a certain group of humans with his votes?

  74. Bob Gappa says:

    hehhehe you are lame.

  75. Bob Gappa says:

    Sir bungwadbeowulf32 you just suggested killing “girly boys” You sir are a boil on the ass of Sir Koch. You have little or nothing and sit at your computer and become big because that is the only big you’ll find looking down.

  76. Bob Gappa says:

    What is hidden under a rock will sooner or later crawl out.

  77. Bob Gappa says:

    You can’t rat out a rat.

  78. Mike_in_the_Tundra says:

    I think you’re missing the point of some of this. Why were we so delighted at Larry Craig being busted in the airport restroom? Because of the damage he did to the gay community over the years. He voted for every anti-gay piece of legislation that came along. He obviously felt that voting that way would give him more cover. Schock is doing the very same thing. He doesn’t care what his voting record does as long as he is covering his ass.

    Normally, I would have little problem with someone being closeted except i feel it is a stupid place to live. I have a big problem with someone damaging other LGBT people.

  79. John Nnn says:

    “…with a lisp”? Careful, folks, for that sure sounds like internalized homophobia to me. Having a lisp is not a weakness; it’s a physical/anatomical characteristic. (Now I’m reminded of that way cute middle-aged straight guy I used to work with whose adorableness was only heightened by his heart-melting lisp — shows you what a pervert I am, eh?) [N.B.: On re-reading Karmanot’s comment, I wonder if he was using lisp as a put-down of Beowulf’s education. Hard to tell how insults are intended sometimes. I digress….] I get annoyed when gay people “accuse” someone of being gay as a put-down. When what’s-his-name Congressman Airport Toe-Tapper got busted, many gay people were delighted that he was “caught” and outed as “one.” Was it that surprising that a middle-aged man — someone who grew up in very homophobic times — denied his sexuality early on, did the “right thing” and married a woman, and sought sex in anonymous settings. Gee, who among us did not have difficulties accepting our sexuality prior to coming out? Closet-hood is not a desired state, but an unfortunate byproduct of our country’s social history of homophobia. Sheesh, what got into me this morning?

  80. lisablass says:

    Tea party in the house.

  81. lisablass says:

    Wow, beowulf, overthinking my post a little much? You seem to relish describing details of gay s e x I see? Go get some counseling and get yourself educated…not like you care. The vast majority of suicide of gay kids have nothing at all to do with sex and everything to do with bullying over their sexual identity. People like you are complicit, and quite frankly your response is utterly frightening like you’re reliving a fantasy in your mind…please get help while you still can.

  82. beowulf32 says:

    No the little boys that kill themselves are a product of same sex Pedophiles, that ” Gays ” like you, that stick there [email protected] up there a$$ where it was not supposed to go. And then they see all the normal kids in school and they wonder why the shit had to happen to them so they take there own life. You`ens have been covering this up and just playing it off as bulling by other kids, when it has been the gay community that has been producing all these new little boys that cant live with them selves for what you did to them. You ever go back and try and find some of the victims, that you have molested and raped and see how there doing today. I bet you have not and there is a good chance that maybe half of your victims have killed themselves to. Hope you can live with that, when you go to what ever maker you pray to when your as dead as some of them little boys you love so well.

  83. James in Baltimore says:

    who advocates against the best interests of the gay community. If Rep. Schock is in fact gay and verifiable proof can be obtained, the media is obligated to expose his hypocrisy. If he is straight, then this is all much ado about nothing.

  84. James in Baltimore says:

    I am opposed to the outing of people except in cases where the person is a public official

  85. I’m pretty sure you can see his basket of Easter Eggs in his pic with that muscle bear ;-)

  86. teapartyidiots says:

    Ahhhh….Miss Lindsey. It was so pervasive, Huff Po banned calling him that.

  87. Russell C Stephens says:

    I know, Right?

  88. gawd damn hay people. For the last time, no hay allowed in congrass!

  89. kimsbutt says:

    I understand the hypocrisy of opposing gay rights initiatives whilst being gay, but you don’t do any one any favors by judging him by his shoes.

  90. Naja pallida says:

    No, we’ve been mocking Lindsay Graham’s obvious hypocritical gayness for years, and I doubt many people find him attractive. Just because you find Schock attractive, doesn’t mean everyone here does.

    We are having an American Spring; many people across the country are finally waking up and realizing that being a bigot isn’t acceptable in a civilized society. You can fight it kicking and screaming all you want, but you either believe in equality or you don’t. If you want to continue to live like Lord of the Flies, you’re going to have to find some place else.

  91. kimsbutt says:

    Shit, he only deadlifts 225?i’M 5’6″, 165 and I pull 265. RECALL HIM!

  92. karmanot says:

    Some of us are stereotypes. Let’s embrace inclusiveness.

  93. karmanot says:

    Isn’t that special. Be sure you wipe twice after cleaning house. ” there`re agenda.” Do you also pronounce the former with a lisp?

  94. WhoDatGirl says:

    Name of the reputable source? It’s not very reputable if you can’t provide the name.

  95. beowulf32 says:

    Its the Queer agenda at work here they are not happy that a man, who they find attractive is not gay and votes against there`re agenda. These girly boys are nothing but political Terrorist and there complicit in terrorism on this Government Rep by trying to defame his name in the political arena and on FB. And as a fellow repub you girly boys better hope we don’t have an American Spring here in this country like they did in Egypt because where going to end shit like this going on in are country and clean house.

  96. WhoDatGirl says:


  97. Peter Weadick says:

    Hay people are…

  98. Married With Children says:

    To prove you’re straight, we’ll need a photo of you and a woman. Ante up, mister. (psst, it’s not just the photos, genius.)

  99. Inis_Magrath says:

    If it is proven he is gay, then he should resign because obviously he believes hay people are second class citizens and therefore unfit to serve in congress.

  100. John Smith says:

    Agreed. This article is a bit of a low blow.

    I’m more upset though that the public is antagonizing him about his sexuality (regardless of his hypocrisy). A lot of gay people were brought up in a religiously stringent community and are too confused and scared after an entire lifetime of repressing to express themselves genuinely. He probably has his family, friends, and church members who all don’t condone homosexuality– then he has the rest of the world bombarding him.

    I’m not condoning his actions at all, but I feel pity rather than anger.

  101. googoo says:

    “My gay-dar is never wrong and it’s pinging like we’re in a bath house.”

  102. km13 says:

    Aaron Schocks sexuality is not surprising to most people in his district. He does try his best to try to hide it while in public though. I say this as a former bartender at restaurant he would frequent. I saw and heard things that let me know he is, without question, gay. It would not matter to me whatsoeverexcept that he denies it. How do you deny something that is such a huge part of the person you are? How am I suppose to trust what you stand for as a politician when you can’t stand for what you believe in, Mr Schock? Then again, you are a politician. I shouldn’t be surprised.

  103. Jezzer says:

    Conservative gays are fucking morons. I think they’re banking on being trustees in the concentration camps when the Religious Right finally takes over.

  104. Jezzer says:

    There’s a difference between being a “jerkface” and actively seeking legislation to discriminate against gays while sucking cock on the downlow, secure in the knowledge that your power and influence will keep the legislation you voted for from affecting you.

  105. Eric L. says:

    None of these things prove anything. Short of a pic of him with another guy, spreading around rumors is very irresponsible and unethical. The gay community seems to personify the worst part of high school.

  106. Vance Decker says:

    Furthermore, that is what every vapid gossipy west Hollywood vulture says when it is defending some bullshit they heard while high on crack. Not interested.

  107. Vance Decker says:

    Good for you. Nobody has ever said something so original. Wow. People are stupid. Do you have any other gems for us?

    Cows stand by piles of their own excrement all the time, what does this have to do with defending your non-argument? Nothing.

    “What country are you living in that you think our congressional representatives are voting their opinion or beliefs?”

    You want to discuss conspiracy theories? Go to PrisonPlanet and/or WorldNetDaily where one of the most popular conspiracies is that gays are purposefully ‘turning our kids’ …of course, someone who doesn’t stand for anything himself will fall for anything, despite the glaring contradictions.

  108. Vance Decker says:

    Do you see where it has my name? Vance Decker? Look to the left. It’s right there.

  109. lisablass says:

    Aaron Schock would be the Jew burning his own relatives in Nazi Germany to win approval from the Nazis. Any gay person who is aware of his orientation has an OBLIGATION to come forward and out hyprocrites who indirectly cause the beatings and suicides of so many young gay people.

  110. SJ Hernandez says:

    I stand by what I said because it is my opinion just as you are entitled to you own however, your ignorance is offensive by assuming that gay people spend all their time on queerrty and manhunt. Obviously we spend our time purchasing lots of shoes, drinking mountain dew, working out and posting on that thing called the instagrams.

    I fully stand by my “people are stupid” comment because the people reading this article aren’t going to care enough to actually look into where his rhetoric is coming from. If it isn’t spelled out plainly in simple words and easily interpreted photos it will not garner the attention of the masses. But inflammatory posts like this one fueled by speculation and opinions from other people who are taken as fact are always nice to read.

    I still don’t care what his voting record is, I still don’t care to know anything about him and I still believe he is one voice in a crowd of many. What country are you living in that you think our congressional representatives are voting their opinion or beliefs? If you really want to make a difference get off the bandwagon and look into the people who are funding him because even if you get him removed from office they are going to plug the next person who is willing to relay their message for them.

  111. Eric McDowell says:

    He’s not a homosexual. He’s a homoSENSUAL, dahlink.

  112. Nicholas says:

    Where is the love?

  113. Elijah Snow says:

    While I applaud outing him, this is NOT the right way. It looks like a desperate move. We need to out him in a smart way. In a foolproof way. While this is obviously a satire, or has some satirical tinge to it, I think playing on stereotypes is downright harmful to all of us. After ll, by reinforcing stereotypes we make the rest of the members of our community invisible, that is, those who do not fit the stereotype.

  114. SexyJewsus says:

    The more against homosexuality, the more homo the person.

  115. Rickster Rickster says:

    given there are reputable sources as to his behavior, HE’S GAY! does he really need to be caught with a luggage handler?

  116. Rickster Rickster says:

    THERE ARE OTEHR SOURCES. the photos are just an example.

  117. Rickster Rickster says:

    diatribe? the dude has been caught in a shower by a reputable source. HE’S GAY. and quite the little flamer too.

  118. Rickster Rickster says:

    he be vedy vedy vedy gay

  119. Patrick Bateman redux. Period.

  120. rebelwithoutacuz says:

    Well, he is a happy idiot.

  121. justathought says:

    I don’t like labeling behaviors as gay and I hate forced outings even if the person whose sexuality is in question is a jerkface. I found a blog on gawker the other day called and I agree with the person who posted it and it shouldn’t even have to be a ‘thing’, but articles such as this and Itay Hod’s diatribe show why it still happens.

  122. Pete says:

    thinking that somebody is gay by watching some photos on Instagram or based on rumors is dumb; and who cares, anyway? apparently, he already chose what he will represent as a politician – i have problem with that. also, i do not think he cannot believe in the “traditional” definition of marriage etc if he is gay. i know conservative gay ppl. i mean really-really conservative ones. and they are not “closetcase” or schizophrenic at all — i think this post is just too much. even in the us, it is weird why people (especially gays) care about the sexual orientation of politicians instead of looking at/agreeing/disagreeing what they say.

  123. Vance Decker says:

    The only thing that outfit screams is WASP.

  124. Vance Decker says:

    I like empirical data. I’ve known too many gossipy gay ‘close friends’ who make up all sort of shit because they think they know something they don’t.

    There was TMZ video of him trolling gay bars? I’d like to see that.

  125. PEric70 says:

    Where there is this much smoke, there’s fire. Believe what you want.

  126. Vance Decker says:

    “People are stupid, if this dude is gay let him be, he is one voice in a crowd of many.”

    No, you’re stupid. and your ignorance is offensive.

    Never heard of this guy? Try reading something other than queerrty and manhunt. You’re right up there with Sarah Palin.

    FURTHERMORE, he is NOT “one voice in a crowd of many” he is a United States Congressman!


  127. Vance Decker says:

    Advocating? This is well beyond advocating. This man has power. His votes determine the course of lives.


  128. Vance Decker says:

    I moved on to rockstar.

  129. Vance Decker says:

    That doesn’t matter one shit to me. Gay people gossip and lie, just like normal people, even your ‘close friends’

  130. PEric70 says:

    I know him, he’s not lying and he’s held off on this story for quite some time.

  131. Vance Decker says:

    Why the hell would you be happy? Because he’s cute? How fucking shallow.

    Should I remind you that he’s done physical lasting damage to people’s lives?! Maybe you should find some circuit party to hand out condoms at.

  132. Vance Decker says:

    Because, consider for a second that he, the journalist not Aaron, could be….um…lying?

  133. Vance Decker says:

    Why because you got excited? That’s sick. I hope you both get Hep C and HSV.

  134. Vance Decker says:

    Lindsey Graham?

  135. Vance Decker says:

    If Aaron Schock is just another worthless bigot, then big deal. what else is new. However, if he is another closet case like George Reker

    Whose actions have actively destroyed lives, then he should be either shot by firing squad or hung by a noose as a traitor. Now, I don’t know if there are any laws against threatening a congressmen, but I would just point out that saying ‘should be’ is far from an active and credible threat.

    Knowing the gay community though, if he is actually gay and eventually comes out, he will simply be welcomed in pending some sort of absurd apology, because our community is shallow and falls for a pretty face anytime, and/or conservative gays will welcome him for his bravery, noting how much harder it is for conservative gays, even in our own communities.

    Nobody will question how being privately in the closet is different from being a sick closet case and actively destroying the lives of innocent people.

    I for one hope this is all one big lie, because I don’t want this worthless sack of human shit to be gay.

  136. sirald66 says:

    With a cock in their mouth.

  137. PEric70 says:

    He’s right up there with Roy Cohen and the Vichy Government in France during World War II.

  138. sirald66 says:

    He IS attractive. Only on the outside, though.

  139. Glaciusx says:


  140. Cufflinksandtie says:

    I’ve spent a lot of time in Jacksonville- Schock came to a civic deal but I didn’t bother to drive the 2 minutes to see if he is really hot. J’ville has 20,000 peeps, some gay, 13 organs, and 6 colleges. But there is a lot of farmville between the towns, so his (wide) ‘stance’ is purely political.

  141. paul_h says:

    when an analogy is coming your way do you duck or are you just short

  142. PeoriaGuy says:

    Senator Mark Kirk

  143. Ninong says:

    Here’s the message: aaronschock is not sharing photos with everyone :(

    Looks like he took his photos into the closet with him.

  144. Schlukitz says:

    Believe it or not, there were lots of women (and men) who denied or refused to believe that Liberace was gay. One ladyfriend of mine had an expression that she used all the time. “Liverace can park his slippers under my bed anytime he likes.” And, she meant it. LOL

  145. Cody McCubbin says:

    He should be allowed to vote since the represents the people of his district, the only people who can say he should not be allowed to vote, are the people he represents.

  146. Schlukitz says:

    Once, many years ago, I had a “boyfriend” like that. Dropped him like a hot potatoe. Hate people who lie to themselves.

  147. Schlukitz says:

    Do come back and check again….

  148. Alexis Snell Davis-To Be says:

    Where is Anthony Weiner when you need him!?

  149. Canuck says:

    No but it would be highly correlated…

  150. Canuck says:

    Agreed. Psychology 101…. There’s also a line, I believe it’s from Shakespeare:

    “Methinks he doth protest too much”

  151. Schlukitz says:

    If you do not see the gay, then I submit that perhaps you, yourself, are in denial?

  152. Schlukitz says:

    Perhaps his “pinger” is broken? ;-)

  153. Schlukitz says:

    Precisely. A man who is secure with his sexuality, does not need to go around banging his fist on his chest to proclaim his straightness. Nor, is he possessed with all things gay…he’s too busy looking for pussy. ;-)

  154. Schlukitz says:

    More than likely. ;-)

  155. Richard La France says:

    I don’t think a gay man would ever dress as horribly as he does…unless that’s just part of his denial. The important think is his voting habit. He absolutely needs to be called out about that whether he’s gay or not. Frankly, I’m hoping he’s not. We don’t need friggin’ liars and bigots in our community.

  156. Kevin Sullivan says:

    Well, how about showering with another guy? Is he just super eco-friendly?

  157. Jeff says:

    who is the second gay closeted official?

  158. Lev Raphael says:

    You really think his Adam’s apple is gay? His jawline? Are you serious? What about his eyebrows or his feet? And you think his being at the gym with hunks is gay? Or lifting weights? Have you ever worked out? Played pickup games of B-ball? There are plenty of straight men at my gym who could easily be photo-shopped into these pictures and “outed.” As for his pants, they’re not gay, they’re tasteless.

  159. KEY LIME PIE says:

    He is the SECOND gay elected official from Illinois that refuses to come out of the closet.

  160. WordOfTruth says:

    Gimme a few hours with him. I’ll make him come out.

  161. bloopie says:

    no gaydar?

  162. Lev Raphael says:

    How are his Instagram photos gay? I’m saying that as someone who would be happy to find out Schock is a hypocrite and closeted, but his Instagram photos are no proof of anything, and neither is following Tom Daley. I had a super straight trainer at my gym who admired Johnny Depp and liked to hang around other partly-dressed men–at competitions. Does that mean he’s gay?

  163. sequoiaqueneaux says:

    I don’t see the “hotness.” He looks like a real douchie weenie. Gross.

  164. notkeith says:

    This guy reminds me of the famous “The Onion”
    dated July 6, 2005.

  165. Casey says:

    I am from Washington, IL. Have known he is gay for years. The republicans would not believe me.

  166. Moderator3 says:

    Please do not post in all capital letters. It is considered rude.

  167. JordanKratz says:

    That GOPe is so Gay.Not a GOPer at all he is a Gulper !

  168. tmess says:

    The bear with him posing in the gym looks an awful lot like a Kristen Bjorn model- Jalil Jafar. For some reason I know that.

  169. Joey Frank says:


  170. Joey Frank says:

    alls i say to the way he dresses and acts is

  171. Jon says:

    The more a man talks against gays and gay rights, the more likely it is he is gay. I think everyone knows that.

  172. paul_h says:

    studying musical theatre doesnt give you a good gaydar, just like staring at the sun doesnt make you good at seeing

  173. Okay. You win.

  174. ToodySezHey says:

    Id pay good money to see that, particulary if he is topless….and slathered in baby oil…and..and..

  175. ToodySezHey says:

    Life received, lol

  176. ToodySezHey says:

    Sigh..the hottest guys are always gay. I would do things to that man…naughty things.

    This congressman proves the joke Dom Irerra said on an episode of Dr. Katz that I didnt really understand til I spent a few days in the Village in NYC. He said ” I thought about being gay,, but I cant get into that kind of shape”.

    Judging by the joke, Aaron Schock is gay as hayle.

  177. Ida Slapter says:

    Gayer than a pecker with a ring of dooky on it.

  178. tim koolmees says:

    i would do him :-)

  179. DrCaligari says:

    He’s probably SOME man’s man.

  180. DrCaligari says:

    And it just married Liza Minnelli.

  181. JohnandFrederick Forgas-Feeley says:


  182. JohnandFrederick Forgas-Feeley says:


  183. JohnandFrederick Forgas-Feeley says:

    Yall are freaking killing me lolz

  184. Bruch Reed says:

    You are a fucking idiot if you “don’t particularly care what his voting record is.” His voting record on gay civil rights is ZERO. He is one of our greatest enemies. I hope he is rotting in lispy, fustian stew of pathetic denials tonight and shame on you for being too damn dumb to understand why he’s a threat to your well being.

  185. Ryan Madden says:

    …and can make a real difference, is what I should have said.

  186. Schlukitz says:

    That was priceless. Carol Burnett certainly was freeboobing in that skit. LOL

  187. Ryan Madden says:

    He is my rep. Just wondering if anyone else who’s posted here is in my district.

  188. Schlukitz says:

    You’re absolutely right. All those items you enumerated are responsible for where we are today in the same manner that every and every grain of sand is responsible for creating a beach.

  189. Common Sense says:

    At this point I’m not sure he has any photos that don’t set off gaydar signals.

  190. Common Sense says:

    That’s what Aaron said.


  191. Common Sense says:

    I’m not gay but gaydar is not only full rainbow its also playing Broadway soundtracks.

  192. Schlukitz says:

    Right on, John. You nailed it.

  193. Schlukitz says:

    Nor, has he shown “proof” that he is a man’s man.

  194. Schlukitz says:

    A tiara would be more fitting. LOL

  195. loaferguy says:

    Uh huh. And then there’s this outfit which just screams, “I’m straight”.

  196. Edvin Lee says:

    Gay or not, this guy is a total douchebag that should not be allowed to vote or take part in policy making. How can anyone vote to discriminate. Shame on you!

  197. Derek Williams says:

    I don’t own any underwear. Free balling has been a lifestyle choice since I was in my teens. I do it for comfort primarily. I believe we weren’t meant to bind our body parts in constrictive clothing… it’s not natural.

  198. Bill Nedra Bill says:

    He is beautifully Gay. It is unfortunate his self-hate has caused him to be his own enemy: well he is not the first GOP closet-gay man to act so cowardly.

  199. TimCraig says:

    My unicorn’s shitting rainbow’s, screaming hysterically, both pumps running……

  200. jayjay says:

    My gaydar just went full rainbow…

  201. divadarya says:

    Mountain Dew is not gay. Just addictive.

  202. Schlukitz says:

    Works for me. :-)

  203. Schlukitz says:


  204. Ian_Llanganagain says:

    Or facial. (Take that any way you like ;-) )

  205. Ian_Llanganagain says:

    If you don’t particularly care what his voting record is, it follows that you don’t particularly care what, if any, your civil right are either. Perhaps this is an issue that bears a little more analysis on your part so that you can determine where your anger ought properly to be directed.

  206. BungeeCord says:

    All he needs to do now is tweet a picture of his next pedicure.

  207. Schlukitz says:

    I don’t particular care what his voting record is.

    Then you obviously don’t care about your civil rights…or that of your LGBT brothers and sisters.

    Not only do you sound angry…you also self-hating.

  208. Teammm says:

    Gayer than a Sunflower.

  209. bigperm says:

    Being gay is not the issue…advocating against homosexuality is. Advocating against it when you may in fact be gay is called HYPOCRISY and this nation needs desperately to get rid of a whole lot of it (hypocrisy that is)

  210. Burger Queen says:


  211. Tyler Dresser says:

    Can’t be a hipster when over thirty, Repub, and hetero.

  212. Gayer than Springtime.

  213. Judy says:

    Oh, please! He’s gay, trust me I’m studying Musical Theatre I have a finely tuned gaydar.

    (And I’m not trying to offend anyone by stereotyping, so I apologize if I did.)

  214. TedSallis says:

    It’s confirmed. Failure to lock out a 225 lb deadlift= GAY. Sorry dude. See also:Crossfit

  215. Wolf Forrest says:

    The phrase is Queer as a 3 dollar bill.

  216. April Breck says:

    Um, because hypocrisy?

  217. Stefan Tonio says:

    heeeeey, wait- the whining is one of the best parts of doing them…………. :-p

  218. Morey Soffo says:

    Gay Republicans are like gay Marines: they’ll bottom, but they won’t kiss because “kissing is gay.”

    /s/ USN (Ret.) … and Gay.

  219. SJ Hernandez says:

    Never heard of this guy before today, looking through the photos I’m not sure what is so gay about them, he posted a photo of shoes, a lot of my male friends have more than 4 pairs of shoes big deal, he posted photo in some plaid pants that look like they came from a hipsters retirement home and that’s gay? Seriously? What else, he got a shave and men shaving by all accounts is the most gay action possible, possibly much more gay than being caught in the middle of an orgy with 10 dicks all over you right guys? Jawline’s make you gay? Wow looks like we found the tell for gay, look out everyone if you see someone with a jawline they have the gay! Mountain Dew is delicious because fuck you, anyone who says Mountain Dew is gay is gay. And he posted some photos of the place he works out at because no one ever does something like that right?

    People are stupid, if this dude is gay let him be, he is one voice in a crowd of many. I don’t particularly care what his voting record is, I don’t care what his beliefs are, we have people who have died to protect the right for us to be free and make our own choices.

    source: angry gay guy (-__-”)!!

  220. Dro says:

    I was about to settle in to this post and view some “gay” pics and didn’t see any.

  221. Skips says:

    Gayer than: Does this cock in my mouth make me look gay?

  222. SJ Hernandez says:

    no, they scream hipster
    source: I’m gay.

  223. Emma Duncan says:

    …just so sad…,so gay, and so sad…

  224. Elvin says:

    I agree. Not just out him but destroy and ruin his career and her name that he has used to oppress and demean others.
    And what truly bothers me is that queens still think that disgusting pos is attractive.

  225. loaferguy says:

    Gayer than an Oreo cookie.

  226. loaferguy says:

    Gayer than an Oreo cookie.

  227. Joel Hughes says:

    Straight as a pretzel!

  228. Make it go away says:

    Queer as a 2 dollar bill…

  229. a pushy one at that…..I would so use a ball gag on him, if only to stop the whining.

  230. Oh please…….

  231. Finnsmom1 says:

    those tight plaid pants scream “I’m Gay”.

  232. Ron Marotto says:

    yeh that voice is a dead giveaway, and those shoes! Mary pleassse!

  233. tdvtt says:

    The eyes. The “deer in the headlights syndrome.” When a closet case is scared s-less that the person to whom he is speaking might be thinking to himself, “Hmm. could this guy be gay,” it is almost impossible to neutralize that look of terror in his eyes.

  234. Derek J. White says:

    He is a cowardly lyin’ : )

  235. Jeremy Adkison says:

    If he is gay, he is clearly covered by the ‘Frank Rule’ and outing him is not only the morally correct thing to do, we have a MORAL IMPERATIVE to do so. He cannot be a part of the very harm against his community he would otherwise deride in his personal life.

    No free ride for the gay people who stand against our equality and dignity.


  236. John Masters says:

    They don’t…they hang upside down in their caves during the DAY so the sun won’t kill them.

  237. Anomaly 100 says:

    I’ll bet he twerks at home when no one’s looking too.

  238. John Masters says:

    Except for being caught in the shower together with that journalist’s male roommate…but hey, maybe they WERE just trying to conserve water…

  239. aldebaran says:

    My gaydar exploded

  240. Ron Marotto says:

    Grow a pair you sick puppy and come out of that closet! You self-loathing POS.

  241. ColoKat says:

    Do NOT lump the whole GOP in with this No Kiss-No Tell idiot! Hypocrisy is an evil that should be dealt with with TRUTHS. SHOW the world IF he is! Photos I’ve seen are just a little shady-there is nothing that says that he is. I know men who are more feminine and not gay and from what I see-you haven’t shown PROOF yet.

  242. Jose M says:

    Looks like a big bottom boy!

  243. DennyD says:

    he sounds totally gay..

  244. Torg says:

    The fact that he uses instagram period at his age is suspect.

  245. Skips says:

    Straight as Roy Cohn, Larry Craig, and Ted Haggard. I hope he never gets to see a naked male ever again.

  246. Ray says:

    Oh there ain’t no use deny’n, I’m just a dandy lion, a fate I don’t deserve.
    I’d be gay, I could swagger, I can swing like Ted Haggard if I only had the nerve.

  247. Not so blind item. Now if Scock would stop being a self loather and stop voting to take gay right away.

  248. Howe says:

    WTF is this shit? :-l

  249. annaaurora says:

    the free balling was the best ever!!!!

  250. preesi says:

    This is the best post Ive read all week.

  251. Chi City Studio says:

    Very obvious. He is a real flamer. The only ones he is fooling is the right wing, everyone else can see it plan a pair of snazzy shoes and plaid pants….. Next he will be on Rupaul’s Drag Race.

  252. Steve Goryan says:

    Try to focus comments on the topic, as opposed to generalizing a group of people. Because all we pink doting, gym going,fancy pants wearing, colorful shoe buying, purple flying, unicorn riding, feather boa indulging, man lusting, overly dramatic picture posing, Mountain Dew drinking, free ballin’, over-sexed ‘stereotypical’ gays love you, Elvin.

    Remarks like yours deter from the topic. As a reminder, it was something about how this man’s Twitter account is really gay, huh? Looks like I was still on topic. Whereas your comment here demonstrates that attacks on other members of this forum show you have nothing left to contribute. Take the hint.

  253. all1one says:

    So he hates himself. (What self-aware politician wouldn’t, at least a little?) With that tension, his positions can be not hypocritical, and his abs can stay tight. Win-win.

  254. nycmcmike says:

    I’ve found the thing about gay Republicans is they make the best bottoms. Either that or I love f’n the s out of them.

  255. only gay guys wear shoes like he has…Just look at his clothes!!…My gay-dar is tilting!!

  256. Dave's A Mainer says:

    Um, yeah. Soooo gay.

  257. ToraHighman says:

    They said he was Gay… they didn’t say he was “Fashionably” gay!!

  258. Island In The Sky says:

    OMG, John – I clicked one of the links in a related post where you call him “Cong Schock”, and let me tell you, laughs were aplenty. Also: that Mtn Dew pic…no symbolism in that shot – uh, huh ;)

  259. Paul Vee says:

    Sorry, hon – Schock is gayer than Liberace arriving at a midnight screening of “The Boys In The Band” on a unicorn, twirling a rainbow flag cape and throwing confetti!!! #GayFace

  260. hotstuffpdx says:

    fucker deserves to be outed. No fucking way. Karma will bite him in the ASS

  261. splendiferous2 says:

    Malignant narcissism, a branch on the tree of sociopathy.

  262. Elvin says:

    Yup. Best comment ever. LMFAO

  263. Elvin says:

    Stereotypical gay sexual post.

  264. Elvin says:

    OMFG! I can’t! LMFAO!!!

  265. Elvin says:

    Gay as a Richard Simmons skating in a pink jumpsuit shooting pink glitter out of Lady Gaga’s disco stick. The queen disgusts me.

  266. UPDATE: Aaron Schock gets one more step closer to being outed.

  267. gshscott says:

    She needs a crown

  268. lll says:

    Gay as fuck. Nothing wrong with that. Hypocrisy is the way of the GOP, sadly.

  269. Mike_in_the_Tundra says:

    Sweetie, the laundry part was a joke. I guess you needed one of these:


  270. Jared H says:

    Right? I seriously would never, and am also gay. ALSO, Tom’s shoes……97% of them are ugly as fuck. I would also hardly wear those.

  271. kathukid says:

    Hypocrisy, especially from closeted gay Congressmen who vote to discriminate against gay people, should always be exposed. How do these people sleep at night?

  272. Shawn Lee says:

    I go commando for two reasons: Its just SO comfortable to me, and ease of access (when needing to use the toilet, sillies :P ). Having to launder one’s underwear is not even a consideration. Just putting it out there…umm…so to speak..

  273. anonymous says:

    He’s gross.

  274. cantake8 says:

    …and all of his cool.

  275. Shawn Lee says:

    Ahahaha!! “..a basket of sissy Easter eggs”. Good made my sides hurt with that one. Lol!

  276. Shawn Lee says:

    Ahaha! You are shameless…just like the television show. Love it. :P

  277. Shawn Lee says:

    OMG “Throws on a pink frock and starts singing “come out come out whereeeeever you are”::::::::: Then whacks him in the head with my wand. ” Rotflmao!! Too funny.

  278. Leo Valaunt says:

    Oh yeah, he’s gay alright. Not that it matters but the fact that he’s denying himself is surely a big no-no. What’s the deal with the plaid pants? I’m gay and I would never ever wear those pants.

  279. Rebecca Fine says:

    The fact that a conservative, anti-gay Republican congressman follows Tom Daley is certainly interesting.

  280. Tom Tait says:

    Twirly as a party dress, happy as a stoner in Colorado, giddy as two Mormon gay boys in Salt Lake City, effervescent as a gay pride parade in the Castro, gay as a goose…. are geese gay? You get the picture. Those plaid pants…. sorry but that makes him look like a gay Rodney Dangerfield…… gaaaasp. And all those shoes? :::Throws on a pink frock and starts singing “come out come out whereeeeever you are”:::::::::

  281. mmunson says:

    I hope he can evolve so he could be the next Judy Topinka. Maybe being outed will do a difference for him.

  282. Moderator3 says:

    You may want to go through the older posts until you find the link to fiction about Schock and Paul Ryan.

  283. Steve Goryan says:

    LOL Thanks for your wonderful and ever-so-judgmental comment. You’re free to say and think whatever you like, of course. I’m just glad I’m not as holy as you are; I’ll continue to have fun thinking of this wonderful man getting caught doing something stupid. :-) Have a great night.

  284. inthebusiness says:

    big queen comes to mind!

  285. karmanot says:

    As his trick would say: “crystal clear.”

  286. karmanot says:

    Put that wood back in the box porno troll. Seriously.

  287. Steve Goryan says:

    You know, I’m looking as his build and I bet he’s a TIGER in the sack. Seriously. He’s probably concentrating on the young 18 year old jock he’s pounding, or getting pounded by while he’s doing whatever chick he’s with at the time. but I bet he’s rough to show off his manliness.

  288. txiconoclast says:

    I think it’s from the original production which Azaria was in (and he was nominated for a Tony).

  289. Steve Goryan says:

    Wow, in some closeups, this guy looks a lot like Hank Azaria.

  290. Theo says:

    maybe a 100 ;)

  291. Steve Goryan says:

    Seriously? I’d Google pics of him just because of that awesome ‘new workout best friend’ pic where he’s showing off what could be a decent package. Sexy, Mr. Schock, very sexy. Keep up the good work on your muscle training. I don’t care what you say, or how much you profess. That’s what ball gags are for! YEAH!

  292. Theo says:

    that’s the best way to describe him; just something off about him

  293. Well, let me clarify – no one in Congress is insignificant enough. They’ve all reached a position of power where hypocrisy is no longer tolerable. Just that if he runs for IL Gov, that will up the ante and I think force people to take him on directly over his sexual orientation.

  294. Metaphorically, of course :)

  295. There’s a showing-off-ness to his photos, and far too much self-adulation. The guy thinks he’s quite hot, it shows, and he doesn’t seem to get that crowing about how hot you are is not a welcome quality in a politician, or really any human being.

  296. Ninong says:

    “I am not gay. I never have been gay.” — Sen. Larry Craig (R-ID, retired).

  297. CoolDallasCat says:

    I didn’t read the text at the top and thought it was a profile of a modern American gay man with a healthy, extremely “fit” body clad in fabulous clothes, shoes etc. Then, I read the copy. Whoa!

  298. TheAngryFag says:

    God, you can smell his gayness up here in Michigan.

  299. woodroad34 says:

    He really works out alot to impress potential sex partners. I wonder if he really gets any other than just a dirty motel room and his right hand (with a rubber glove on…’cause you know he plays safe).

    If he is getting some….then it’s just a matter of time.

  300. woodroad34 says:

    That’s what Cam from “Modern Family” would look like if he lost 200 pounds.

  301. Thom Allen says:

    “The thrill of victory and the agony of defeat.” And then, off to the showers together.

  302. Thom Allen says:

    “The thrill of victory and the agony of defeat.”
    And then everyone heads to the showers.

  303. Mike_in_the_Tundra says:

    So it’s possible to win and lose at the same time?

  304. Thom Allen says:

    Check out his Instagram pic where he’s posing with Gabbard and O’Rourke. You’ll notice his defeated Turkish oil wrestling opponent collapsed behind him and to his left.

    Interesting that many of his Instagram photos, unlike many other politicians, aren’t about his political career but about vacations, relaxing and having fun. It seems like the dedicated, hard-working young man spends a lot of his work time visiting Europe, relaxing, playing around, shopping and goofing off rather than spending a lot of time doing those boring Congressional thingies that he’s being paid to do.

  305. Thom Allen says:


  306. Thom Allen says:

    Since a wrestler is not restrained by the rules from placing his hands inside of his opponent’s kispet (leather capri pants), though he may not invade his opponent’s rectum or grab his balls, (apparently the penis is fair game) to cause the opponent to submit. He may also use his grip on the kispet to pin his opponent. Additionally, if he pulls his opponent’s kispet so low that the opponent cannot rise without exposing himself, the opponent loses.

    So we know that the hand is not anally penetrating and not sac squeezing. Since the penis appears to be fair game, I wonder if you can get your opponent to submit by jacking him into immobility with a c*ck hammerlock?

  307. Mike_in_the_Tundra says:

    Hell yes!!!

  308. Mike_in_the_Tundra says:

    Where is that guy’s hand?

  309. Mike_in_the_Tundra says:

    I don’t know what they call it, but maybe you can work on TV:

    BTW – when I was in college, wearing underwear with jeans was considered gauche.

  310. cantake8 says:

    I had the exact same thought.

  311. cantake8 says:

    Well played!

  312. Nick says:

    “I think he’s not important enough yet to get the full outing treatment.” Reer, watch out, Congressman, a 50-year-old blogger and curator for the 11,139 most

    visited website in the US has his sights set on YOU. Beg he suffers your continued insignificance. And he can use coterie in a sentence…fear this man.

  313. devlzadvocate says:

    “I’m not gay”, Ted Haggard.

  314. Dakotahgeo says:

    At its “inflated” value yet!

  315. Dakotahgeo says:

    What a poor excuse for a MAN, much less a GAY man! Neither side wants him!

  316. The Cool Cookie says:

    To Heck with the Congressman, introduce us to Ross Thomas!

  317. karmanot says:

    gulp! Turkish Delight

  318. seant426 says:

    “I am the good Prince Lancelot. I love to sing and dance a lot.”

  319. seant426 says:

    Trademark of a raging, closeted bottom.

  320. seant426 says:

    69 following, indeed.

  321. pauljgo says:

    That belt just ties it all together.

  322. heimaey says:

    It doesn’t look very impressive.

  323. Ron Trinidad says:

    He had me going until the Crossfit post. Anyone who does Crossfit is an awful human being who should be taken out into the street and shot.

  324. cantake8 says:

    Apparently, neither does he!

  325. cantake8 says:

    Actually, that looks like a smaller-than-average penis poking forward.

  326. Guest says:

    I would like to snip his Easter Eggs so there’s no danger of procreation.

  327. cantake8 says:

    Thanks for the nice comment!

  328. mc8 says:

    Best. Comment. Ever.